Monday, February 22, 2010

Day in the life of Tiger.

It was a Saturday, not like any other Saturday though, this Saturday was special. This is the story of the Woods' family picknet. They were a happy family, with a pro golfer as the father. He was a man thats was the perfect image of the true American. He lived by his virtues of honesty, love, and compassion. This man was absoluetly perfect at his job and won every single match he ever played in. He had a beautiful wife, and two cool kids. They were very close and decided it was a great day for a family picknet. It was slightly breezy , 85 degrees and sunny with not a cloud in sight. They headed for the beach with their picknick suplies and ready to eat.every single But what they didn't know was that every single person in the city was headed for the beach too. Families from all over the world were going there to enjoy a family picknick. Tiger thought it would be a day where he could enjoy the beach in privacy with his family.
At first, they couldn't find a single parking spot, they had to park in a handicap spot , 2 miles away in a deserted gas station. When they got to the beach they couldn't find a big enough spot to eat there lunch, so they sat underneath the lifeguard tower. At least they were in shade, but it was so cramped that everybody bumped elbows. When they pulled the lunch out to eat , to their suprise ants had gotten to it first, and the seaguls flew around them in circles begging to grab the food.
The whole day was horrible nobody had fun, not even the kids who always have fun. Then they had walk 2 miles back to the car, that was not even there. All that was left was a blue ticket laying on the ground which said, Impounded!. They didn't have enough money to get a cab, so tiger decided to call up his private helicopter to get them.
And so that was the life in the day of Tiger and his family while trying to have a family picknick.

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